It’s a random day here at J Beanie. Not quite a Grab Bag Day but more like a cleaning out the Grab Bag Day. I got a lot of random thoughts I’ve wanted to share and today is a good day to do it.
You know when you watch baseball games and there’s that asshole behind home plate on his phone waving his hands? Yeah, we all hate him. It’s even worse at Indians games. They have that ground level suite and only one, maybe two, people can get over far enough to be on TV. It never fails that ever game one of these douche bags stands there, on his phone, waving his arms like a retard. Why? Did the guy you’re talking to on the phone get you confused with the other guy in a white shirt in the ground level suite directly behind home plate? There should be a sniper with a paintball gun at all baseball games who shoots these annoying bastards when they see something like this happening.
Have you heard the newest Coors Light commercial on the radio? It’s one of those press conference things I think but I can never get all the way through it because of the way they start it off. It says something like “We are here with legendary NFL coach Brian Billick…” Really? Brian Billick is a legend? If that’s true, then I’m a God.
I haven’t watch a lot of PTI recently but the last couple I have seen, when they go to a commercial, how come after one they cut back to the studio where Tony and Mike are talking thinking they are off air? Have you seen this? I wish just one time Wilbon would lose is (I think he’s real close to losing it) and go off on Tony calling him a “racist, cheap Jew bag” and punching him in the face.
If you had to cut of one of your appendages, what would it be, and what would you put there as a replacement? I think I’d cut off my hand and replace it with a big foam hand.
How come the Browns never get to play a team like the Raiders in the season opener? They could have beat them. They look horrible.
Slovakia beat Bulgaria 82-0 in women’s hockey. Yeah, isn’t that ridiculous? I can’t believe women’s hockey is still a sport too.
Aaron Rodgers should switch is number to 4.
Cincinnati should retire number 85, for Martin Baccaglio, a defensive end on their 1985 team. Come on 85 on the ‘85 team, that’s retire-worthy. Sorry Mr. Ocho Cinco, time for a new name.
Anyone else think Sarah Palinn looks exactly like the stripper teacher from Varsity Blues?
Anyone else not surprised her 17-year old daughter is pregnant? I mean, come on, she’s hot.
Is Matt Cassel the next Tom Brady? Remember Brady replaced Drew Bledsoe when he was a nobody. Yeah, I don’t think so either, but he still has a hot sister.
Anyone want to go to the Aeros playoff games tomorrow? I got free tickets.
Seal, Jon, answer my email. Are you guys in for the game Sunday?
I’m bored writing so I know you got to be bored reading.