If you haven’t checked out ESPN.com yet today, go do it right now. Go ahead. Just remember to come back. OK, see you in a few.
(waiting for everyone…..
OK, I think we got them all)
Did something stand out to you? Did you notice something a little odd? Maybe something a little funny?
No, not that TJ Houszmansazda signed with the Seahawks and will fall off the face of the earth like every other Seattle reciever who relies on Matt Hasselbeck to throw him the ball.
No, not that David Beckham still is in the headlines saying he’s coming back to LA. Even though that is pretty funny that people still care about him or care about soccer in general.
No, it’s not even Rick Riley’s ugly mug shot.
Nope. Not how LeBron and the Cavs played one of their best quarters of the season and beat the Heat last night which was a great, great win.
It’s none of those. What should have stood out to you is this link…
“In prison blog, Clarett seeking to inspire others.”
Really? Maurice Clarett? Inspiring others? The same Maurice Clarett who challenged the NFL early entry rule and lost? The same Maurice Clarett who got fat and still some how was drafted but sucked so bad the Broncos, who love having 13 running backs on their roster, cut him after two days? The same Maurice Clarett who got drunk, had bottle of Grey Goose all over his car with load guns wearing a bullet proof vest and led cops on a high speed chase?
Yep, it’s the same guy.
I don’t even know what joke to make here. There are so many possibilities. Who would take advice from him? I don’t think he has ever made a right decision. OJ Simpson thinks he makes bad choices.
Clarett is also taking classes online through Ohio University. I didn’t even know you could use a computer in prison. And he has time to write a blog and take classes? I don’t understand that one. Does anyone? Does any understand Clarett? What do you think he will do when he gets out of prison? My guess is end up back in prison. Any takers on that bet?
did anyone look at that picture closely?? two guns, a bottle of greygoose, one of chino’s nogged out burny CD’s, AND A LINT ROLLER???? HAHA WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!
That was pretty funny.
The guy was the main reason for OSU’s title. Even though he tried to bring down the program with his lies the next year, he will always have a special place in my heart. The guy was a great college football player and that’s really all that matters, right?
My next grey goose and vodka is gonna be for you, Maurice. You’re the man.
What are you talking about? All he’s got is time!
What do Beanie and Mo Clarett have in common???
I know he’s got all the time, but where does he get a computer? And how does he know who to use one?
Is the answer to your question we keep a lint roller in our car? Or that we both had the same NFL career?
There are many things actually:
-both went to OU
-both give prison blowjobs
-both were paranoid about being shot
-both desire to see Rosenberg naked
-both hate Seal and Ohio State
hey now, i only recieve prison blow jobs
beanie does not hate me.
He calls someone and tells them what to post on the blog. It seems like that would be kind of difficult to do, but Mo is a man of many talents.
We need to get a good Graig/Seal fight going again. It’s been way too long.
I apologize Seal. That was a typo. I meant to say that they both hate W. Since you guys look so much alike, you could see how I would be confused.
Yea I will take your bet!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone gets a few chances why not him as well!!!!!!!!
What is the bet??????????
I’m the most hated man in bloggersville.
How bout them Cavs? I can’t believe they couldn’t get themselves up (haha) for the game against Boston. Great oppurtunity to make a statement. Was it me or did it seem Joe Smith played the whole game?
How are the Tribe doing making tires out at Goodyear? I thought the economy was bad, but I didn’t think the players would have to get 2nd jobs. I guess with how much (or lack there of) that they are paid, they have to have a 2nd job, except Kerry Wood and his overpaid salary of course.
From what I have heard they have been smacking the hell out of the ball. Not Hafner of course. He’s done. Way to re-sign a bum that sucks cause he can’t take his steroids or HGH anymore.
W, once again, stop talking about the Tribe.
This site fucking blows now. Beanie you suck.