Week Five of the NFL is here and there are plenty of good match-ups. However, the best news of the week is we won’t have to sit through the horrible play of the Browns, Raiders and Rams, and we won’t have to hear any Brett Favre talk (almost).
Over the last two weeks I pulled my season record up to 29-27. Over .500 baby!
CAROLINA vs Kansas City – The Chiefs had their one game of the year. I don’t think Larry Johnson is not meeting up with Doc and getting in a car with a flux capacitor again.
DETROIT vs Chicago – I would take the Bears normally, but come on. How can you not take the Lions in their first game without Matt Millien? That screams good things.
ATLANTA vs Green Bay – Why is ESPN making a big deal about Aaron Rogers missing this game and breaking his consecutive starts streak at 4? We get it. Brett Favre played a lot of games in a row for the Packers but that has nothing to do with anything now.
MIAMI vs San Diego – The Chargers aren’t really that good, their defense is horrible, and how many weeks in a row can LT save them?
NY GIANTS vs Seattle – The 4-0 Giants come to Cleveland on Monday night next week. God help us.
WASHINGTON vs Philadelphia – This changes however if Westbrook plays. I mean, really Buckhalter? You can’t score from the 1-yard line.
TENNESSEE vs Baltimore – How is this team still undefeated?
INDIANAPOLIS vs Houston – This game gets Peyton back on track (at least I hope so for my winless fantasy team’s sake).
TAMPA BAY vs Denver – The Broncos’ defense is horrible. Tampa Bays is good. This could be a really good game but I’ll take the Bucs.
SAN FRANCISCO vs New England – It’s a shootout between Matt Cassel and J.T. O’Sullivan (no one would have ever thought that line would be written). Cassel misses his “world’s most perfect job” as the back-up to Tom Brady.
DALLAS vs Cincinnati – Look out Dallas. Not the team, the city. Get out of town if you are there. With the high moral, upstanding citizens of Cedric Benson, Tank Johnson and the tag team of Chris Henry and Pacman Jones teaming up again, oh my God! All hell is going to break loose. Another note from this game: Chad Johnson has promised to kiss the Dallas star if he scores. Luckily, he sucks and won’t score, because if he does, that will be the worse touchdown celebration since the air guaitar.
JACKSONVILLE vs Pittsburgh – Come on. Mewelde Moore is your starting running back. You can’t really think you are going to win, right?
NEW ORLEANS vs Minnesota – If Minnesota could throw the ball I’d give them a chance. And since they can’t stop the pass, it Drew Brees lighting them up.
Enjoy your weekend and your W-comment free day!
After yesterday’s incident where I basically aired my dirty laundry like Al Davis, it’s time to refocus on the issues. Taking the fucking Falcons AND Dolphins on the road against probable playoff teams? Wow, that’s either gutsy or ignorant.
My pet peeve with you is your lack of respect for the Titans. How are they still undefeated, you ask? They may not be the most exciting team to watch, but they feature:
-the best coach in football
-the best defense in the league
-one of the best running games
-no longer start Vince Young
-a drunk QB
-the awesomeness of Rob Bironas
You would kill to have this team playing Cleveland and you would kill to have Jeff Fisher as your coach.
All good points. And if the Browns played like this, hell yeah I’d be excited. You would to if they were in Washington. This is the type of football that is suppose to win the AFC North. But I hate the Titans for beating out the Browns to the playoffs last year w/ VY as their quarterback. And no way did you think they would be undefeated at this point, especially w/ a Kerry Collins revival.
You’re right, I picked them to finish last.
Beanie i beat you sure how Moore wins the game for them considering he is your starting RB.
wow that was bad typing. “i bet you sure hope” not “beat your sure how” still recovering from that well played extra long softball game we had last night
so how bad did the fag boys lose last night? should i reword that graig?? i dont wanna offend W with that fag call out like you did.
I’m happy that we’ve finally united under one cause, seal.