First off I would like to apologize for not posting yesterday. Although I know having nothing to read is usually better than reading what Beanie has to say, I know you have come to expect a certain level of greatness from me and especially J after his award winning women of the sports casting world piece. I do have one thing to say about that. How does Linda Cohn get no love? Doesn’t pioneerism mean anything to you guys. Personally, I find it quite sexy plus the fact she is probably the only one who not has been with 1500 football players and she is the only one I probably have a realistic chance with. My vote goes for Ms. Cohn.
Some Cleveland news before I get to my picks and some more sites to increase your world knowledge. The browns were accused of deliberately poking Willis Mcgahee in the eye. Boy do I wish Andra Davis would have poke my eyes out so I didn’t have to watch that mess of a football game. It was kind of like in elementary school when the kid with a stutter was forced to read and the only thing I could think of was please God let me go deaf, or better yet let him go mute. The NFL says Browns (Davis) were not doing in intentionally. I have to question that ruling since McGahee wears the visor guard the only way to poke his eyes is to reach through the mouth part of the facemask and stick your fingers all the way to the opponenets eyes. Poor Brownies they can’t even get props for playing dirty. At least, we could have always been able to say, “Don’t think of scoring again or else we will poke you in the eyes.” That threat alone could have saved us 10-14 points a game.
In LeBron news, Dan Gilbert has publicly said that the talk of James going to NY in two years is an insult to the city of Cleveland. I don’t think its an insult I just think its a rumor that says people think Cleveland is a shit hole and no one in their right mind would think they could be successful here, seems right on to me. I can think of more things that insult this fine city then LeBron rumors: 1) Romeo Crennel 2) Cavs’ offense 3) Browns’ offense 4) Browns’ defense 5) Romeo Crennel
On to my picks:
OREGON STATE over usc – this was supposed to be posted yesterday and by no means did I change my pick form what I had yesterday. Beavers all the way. So much for all that talk of USC being so dominant. But tell me OSU fans what does this say about your team? You lost to a team by 32 points who lost to the Oregon State Beavers who might not win another game all year. And by the way also lost to Penn State by about 50 points. Looking forward to that game against the Nittany Lions. What is a nittany lion? In reference to W’s comment from last night since he has no life and was on JBeanie last night at midnight. Yes you are right the better team lost last night. I am a man and will admit when something proves me wrong. But i stil say I am right about my better team always wins 99.9% of the time. It was obvious that USC thought they could just show up and win and once OSU scored and had the momentum there was nothing they could do to stop it. As I said this just shows how bad the buckeyes really are.
OKLAHOMA over tcu – lets see, TCU is now ranked and if every other year in football history as taught me anything its that the horned frogs lose regardless of who they are playing.
GEORGIA over alabama – honestly i don’t like either team and they both are always overrated but Saban is a douche. Although not because he left for more money. I mean who in their right mind would stay at Miami when they are being offered 5 million to go back to college. Would anyone turn down that kind of money?? Hmm…I think I will stay at this dead end go nowhere job just because I said I would so you can just give those millions of dollars to someone else, you fine company that no one in their right mind would turn down. Right.
WISCONSIN over michigan – being an amazin blue fan, i am not blinded by the fact that we suck (unlike suckeye fans) and i do not see this turning out well for them at all. Last time I checked Wisconsin was favored by 6.5 points. I am definitely giving the points in this game. I honestly do not see UM winning many games this year. I have always said I do not care if Michigan doesn’t win a single game as long as they beat Ohio State. This might be the year my statement comes as close to true as possible. I’d still rather have a couple wins under our belt.
PENN STATE over illinois – Penn State is good. All they needed was Morelli to never have enrolled or get hurt about 4 years ago.
OHIO STATE over minnesota – takes the Big Ten victories while you can because you have losses coming to illinois, penn state and wisconsin.
VIKINGS over titans – Gus Freotte versus Kerry Collins version 2008. enough said
BRONCOS over chiefs – i know Jay Cutler has been really really good this year and I wish I drafted him instead of Hasselbeck but I can’t take him seriously because of how he looks.
SAINTS over 49ers – JT OSullivan is in the top five for passer ratings. anyone see that coming? Bush is still healthy which is amazing. Brees throws all over this secondary.
JETS over cardinals – I hate Brett Favre. There I said it. I know my brother has a man crush on him but he is the most selfish person in the NFL not to mention the biggest crybaby. He retires realizes everyone stopped talking about him so he wants to come back (maybe having to be with his family al lthe time was a reason as well) then he cries because he won’t start just because he is brett favre, and then he cries becuase he can’t go to the vikings. i hate brett favre. I can just picture him not wanting to leave the GB office while the security escorts him away, like when the children services guy took the kid away from Adam Sandler in Big Daddy. I can see Favre saying “But I wipe my own ass. I WIPE MY OWN ASS!!” With Mike McCarthy looking sadly at the man Brett used to be and saying “I know you do Brett. I know you do.” Also, do you think when he is playing football in his wranglers with all his buddies in the backyard that he really wears a T-shirt with the number 4 on it? I say he does.
BUCS over packers – Brian Griese = Michigan = Last National Championship = Victory.
PANTHERS over falcons – I don’t know. But I hear Vick is benching 305 pounds in prison and is throwing the ball rather well. When picking teams for football games in prison, think Vick is even allowed to play since I am sure all the pitbull loving drug dealers don’t think of him too kindly or do they let him be all-time quarterback. I don’t think it would be fair to let him just be in the pool of guys waiting to be picked. Umm….with the first choice I can either choose Bubba or Vick, Vick was a NFL QB but on the other hand Bubba might rape me, tough choice. I am just waiting for a real life The Longest Yard moment.
TEXANS over jaguars- Who cares? Well maybe others do but I dont. I just need Andre Johson to step up his game.
BROWNS over bengals – Why is everyone saying this game is going to be a shootout like last year? Has anyone watched these two offenses this year? Or remember how they looked in their second meeting? Browns and the Bengals just like the good old days – we both suck.
CHARGERS over raiders – If I was a stud player in college I would definitely do something to make me slip in the draft like get arrested or act out or get out of shape or fake an injury just so I can slip past the top 5 where the raiders are usually at and not have my pro career end before it starts, this way i might get drafted by the patriots or the colts and can look forward to a decent if not excellent career while always competing for a championship. Crap! You’re telling me that the Raiders love t odraft guys with bad sportsmanship and criminal records? Welp now I dont know what to do.
BILLS over rams – I think i could get 10 other guys and score 25 on the Rams.
COWBOYS over redskins – Graig deal with it your team is the worst team in your division although I will give you the fact that you would be the best team in the AFC north.
EAGLES over bears – I just can’t give a team with Orton any credit even though I love Matt Forte.
RAVENS over steelers – I needed another game with an upset and this is as good as any. How many times throughout the course of the year do you think John Harbaugh will be called Jim? Over/under 76.5
There are my picks, use your money wisely.
Think this guy watched Rocketeer once too many times. http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/09/26/rocket.man.english.channel.ap/index.html
Mother of the Year. (at least a close second to Caylee’s mom) http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/25/gang.mom.trial.ap/index.html
For Seal. A plethera of dumb criminals. http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/dumb_criminals/index.html?cnn=yes
Is this even magic? http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/09/25/david.blaine.stunt.ends.ap/index.html
Keep your eye on the little kid running down the sideline at the beginning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEvp__hkyng&feature=related
Funny funny stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQlgA68z_L4&feature=related
Haha every one saw this coming but him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WHRxXY67UA&feature=related
I wonder if he made the team for his skills? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVCDRA6pF7M&feature=related
Alright thats enough. I could find fun clips to go on forever. Have a good weekend BEanie will be back on Monday to share all the new recipes he has learned.