Its Wednesday, Humpday. Some people think this is a reference to making it through to the middle of the work week as getting “over the hump.” I think not. Humpday is clearly the day in the week most people hump at work. Dont know bout you gays but when I think of of the word hump I think of broads, that’s code word for women W. That’s right crazy hot broads. And since this is a sports blog I’m gonna talk about some of my favorite slits (WOMEN, W!) in sports. But not the athletes, no, thats too easy. Today I’m doing the hot sportscasters/sideline reporters(Tehe! Get it? I’m doing them). Ok lets rock!
NOT HOT AT ALL – Linda Cohn
Ok, bad start. She’s not hot at all and kinda looks like if my grandma’s skeleton got a Mystic Tan but still a classic for my generation. At least ESPN was trying to put chics on SportsCenter.
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM HOT – Wendi Nix
So I watch SportsCenter religiously and I feel like I’ve seen her 1,000 times but it wasn’t until the Brett Farve saga when I realized “Whoa! Wendi Nix is sexy.” Just wish I could find a better pic.
UNDERRATED PROFESSIONAL HOT – Suzy Kolber
I’ve always had a lil thang for this lil munckin right here. Always a pro. And after the way she handled that whole Joe Namath thing she seems like the type of girl that’d say “No” when she really means “Yes” and that’s totally hot.
PORNO HOT – Jillian Barberie
This sexpot doesn’t really do sports I guess(maybe she used to) just the weather on FOX’s Sunday morning thing where they talk about football. I call her porno hot because she looks like a typical porn star AND an actual porn star – Janine:
Pretty close right?
PICANTE HOT – Adriana Monsalve
You might recognize this chica as the loco sexy broad that does the ESPN DEPORTES blips on SportsCenter. At least I think that’s her.
FIRECROTCH HOT – Rachelle Nichols
She’s got a firecrotch.
PERFECT HOT – Erin Andrews
C’MON! Way too hot for sports. She should be in movies or my wife of something. Hot, sexy, got that girl next door look goin also. Plus she went to Florida so she probably has a little party girl in her. Perfect.
Well I’m sure I missed a few of your guys favorites. Anybody wanna add to the list?
great post today!!! of course since beanie likes boys he would have never done a cool ass post like this…
you know how i feel about rachel nichols and erin andrews. Im pretty sure ive referenced to eating or licking some part of their bodies for hours on end…
Great post to start my day. Thanks J
I just got a text from Beanie saying that you forgot his favorite, Bob Ley.
That doesn’t look like Wendy Nix at all but she is sneaky hot. Stacey Dales is a questionable omission from this post.
Barberie looks awful this year. That black hair and really fake tan probably doesn’t even give Terry a boner anymore.
Congratulations, W, on your boy, Clay Aiken, coming out of the closet.
Why are women even allowed to be in sports? Yes some are hot but they all are annoying. I always mute the TV when they are talking so I can just look at Erin Andrews while I jerk, I mean while I follow the game. Regardless of how good looking this women are they should stick to women things like mud wrestling or naked maid services.
Suzy Kolber is a personal favorite of mine.
Graig… kind of funny you knew that before me. I wish we could change your logo to a rainbow.
J… what are women? I think I need some time alone with a couple of them to become acquainted with them and see what they are all about. Women love to break in somebody new, I hope this strategy works.
You fags better not be taking the day off.
I’m here Graig. Let’s talk about a neutral subject. Who’s gonna get the NL wild card? The Mets or the Brewers? I am pulling for the Brewers and think they’ll pull it out. Their dramatic win the other night might have given them the energy they needed to close out the season.
whoops my bad, i got busy at work and then forgot all about it. you will survive and you’l lget a double dose tomorrow J and S.
Scott… remember we will have Guy @ work at our game tonight. he has missed the last 2 weeks. Other than that, I think the only guy missing will be your bro. So we should enough people. Do you have a final headcount?
So Scott… I am not working today but I wanted to get on after that USC loss which happened about 5 minutes ago to a less talented team. Can you say the best team won?