I got nothing today. Really nothing. There is literally nothing of importance going on in the world of sports right now. To make matters worst, I just got a phone call two minutes ago from a guy who was suppose to get me Browns tickets but he couldn’t. Damn. To show just how worthless the day that was in sports yesterday, let’s just take a look at a few of the headlines on ESPN.com to clarify my point.
> Going up? First climb of Tour awaits riders. Does anyone really care? If people were going to follow this race after Lance, Captain Douchebag Landis ruined that.
> Gibbs sets sights to future after Stewart departs. Joe Gibbs can’t really have that much longer to live. He should really build for now.
> Cabrera’s blast buries reeling Tribe in 9th. That’s pathetic. No, not the Indians 10 straight loss. That it took a “dramatic” walk-off home run to do it.
> Agent: Bucks set to ink Bogut to $72.5M extension. Really? Is that the same Bogut who I’m thinking of? Because if it is, he’s not worth $72 million.
> Mulder’s comeback start halted. Ladies and gentleman, Carl Pavano version 2.0.
> Parker’s career-high 40 points give Sparks OT win. Do I even have to say anything about the underwater basketball that is the WNBA?
Man, that’s some special stuff. I just kind of made myself depressed. Come on football season. Only 13 days until Browns training camp starts.
Fratello
Is Carl Pavano still with the Yankees?
I just want Candance Parker to do some more dunking. That sure was riviting following her two game dunk streak, wasn’t it?
Can we please have no more Indians talk on this site for the rest of this year?
Pavano is still on the payroll.
You should be glad that you didn’t get Browns tickets. Nobody wants to watch a 6-10 team anyway. I know your comeback…blah, blah, blah Redskins suck.
Playoffs 2 of the last 3 years in the best division in football.
I wasn’t going to say the Redskins suck. I was going to say you suck.
graig, just shut the fuck up with your browns shit talk.
Jbeanie, pumped for this years fantasy league??? especially since we arent letting you be the commish?!?!
What!?!? No one else can organize it like me. Who’s going to do it? You. Yeah right. And Rosie got 3 tickets to the Raven, four for Texans and 3 for Denver. But get on those if you want in.
im playin man, of course you would be the commish… yeah just talked to him actaully… plan on going to the texans game for sure as of now. And will obviously be at the opener
Beanie, you better be a good commish. I was in a league last year that I STILL haven’t seen a dime of my winnings. Nothing is worse than a terrible commish.
you are gonna switch it to espn.com instead of yahoo this year right?
We can switch to ESPN if that is what we want. Probably a good move.
Yo… Rosie has me to thank for Browns tickets cause we got presale tickets. If you go to ticketmaster, you can still get tickets for certain games. All the good ones are sold out of presale already. Just use YOURHOUSE as your passcode and you can get tickets right now. They don’t go on sale to the public until this Saturday at 10 am.
Also, heading out to the Aeros game today to see Laporta swing his bat. $1 beers and hot dogs from 6:30 pm to the end of the 3rd inning. Anyone interested?
And if you guys need anymore guys for fantasy football, let me know. ESPN is way better than yahoo btw.
yeah actually a bunch of us will be at the Aeros game tonight too, checking out Laporta, but mostly for dollar beers and dogs… look for me W. what are you doin beanie? and that golf scramble is next saturday right?