The Boston Celtics won the NBA Championship last night. Their 17th in the history of the franchise. Quite a feat. And I could care less. I haven’t watched more than 4 minutes and 43 seconds of the finals. In fact over the what seemed to be two months since Game 1 was played it may be the thing I’ve cared the least amount about. Here is a list of things more meaningless than an NBA championship that I thought about more during the finals.
> If Chad Johnson participated to Bengals mini-camp.
> The Ohio high school state softball finals.
>The AHL Calder Cup Finals.
> Corn production falling.
> If a black belt looked good on blue pants.
> If Big Brown will ever race again.
> If Tiger Woods would go see the Celtics doctors during the U.S. Open since the performed a miracle on Paul Pierce and made him able to walk again after being wheelchaired off the floor.
> If Continental Airlines cuts can affect someone who rarely travels.
> What kind of minivan GFB is going to get and what kind of funeral ceremony we should have for the Riveria.
> How long Floyd Mayweather will stay retired? Over/under 18 months.
> Why NBA teams give coaching jobs to former role playing shooting guards?
> What happened to Justin Hicks?
> Inviting myself to other people’s wedding, and getting not only myself invited but the GF too.
> How many days in a row I can go without brushing my teeth before someone says something.
> If they’d find Nemo.
> Graig’s trip to Yankee Stadium (yeah, I really don’t care about the NBA Finals).
> If I can get this booger out of nose before someone sees me digger like a dog.
> What Hank Steinbrenner will say next about the longest tradition in baseball.
> If I wore safety goggles all the time, what would people think.
> How good my meatball sandwich is going to be at lunch.
> Who is going to be on Dances with the Stars next year.
> If Bill Nye the Science Guy is ever going to be on TV again.
> What Bill Simmons is going to write about after the finals.
> How many days is too many days for wearing the same underwear.
> How sweet it would be to party with Cedric Benson.
> How a grown women can get so drunk that she passes out on the toilet at 10 pm.
> Trying to find a potato chip that looks like Jesus.
> When I get old if I’ll be one of those cool old guys who can pull of wearing suspenders and a sweet top hat.
> Who’s going to win Euro 2008.
> If I was stranded on a desert island, would I rather a TV or a computer?
> How does Rice Crispys make that snap, crackle, pop sound?
> How would Seal kill Graig given the chance?
> How you can call someone and ask them to call you back but they never do, but if you text them, no matter what time of day, they’ll get back to you 21 seconds.
> Only 82 days until the Cleveland Browns opener.
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this just in – tiger now out for the season… another surgery. Also says he was playing with fractures in his leg. Makes that win more amazing, cuase really i thought he was just being a little bitch with all the keeling over in pain. gonna make the next two majors that much more wide open to win and that much more boring to watch… he better be back for the Ryder Cup or ill shit in graigs mailbox. Wait, im gonna find it and do that anyways…
Thats too bad. I really wanted to see him tear up Firestone again.
Tiger out is going to suck. He can win the most difficult major on a torn ACL and a broken leg. Is that not the most amazing accomplishment of all time? It will be interesting to see what the ratings are like for the British and the PGA without Tiger. Let’s go Rocco!
Seal, I have Graig’s address if you would like it.
I think it’s time for a David Duvall comeback.
Ha, I laughed out loud at a few of those. I have no idea on the mini-van yet, but I am pumped. No funeral. I think the Riv actually committed suicide due to some activities that occurred inside the night before. Man, that car was great. And on the second comment, I have no idea, but it has happened before, and I’m sure will happen again.
God you’re gross GFB. No wonder the Riv committed suicide. What is the second comment you talk of? What will happen again?
Seal… you probably already know, but Tiger is out for the rest of the year… no Ryder Cup… no British Open… no more watching golf for me the rest of the year.
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This is the first time I have ever seen a post without a Graig comment. I kind of miss him.
Have no fear, GFB, I’m back today. I stopped reading when I saw an “I could care less”. It’s I couldn’t care less.
My tales about my trip are up and ready.
I stand by my “I could care less” because I do care less. I care less about it and my care always is dropping. If I couldn’t care less, then that’s as low as my care could get. But when it comes to the Lakers and Celtics, there’s always a way to care less.
So basically, you have no opinion on the series but opined about it anyway?